follow my comic blog. i forgot the password and havent updated it in in 2 years but still follow it.

what you say, bro?”

dogcan i pet it one time?”

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wtf i thought i was the only one

you are definitely not alone my friend ://

do u ever want to watch porn but then worry that ur dead ancestors and relatives might be watching you watch porn

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tumblr is so boring why am i still here :(((

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im still torn between majoring in speech therapy or physical therapy i shouldn’t even be allowed to make decisions this big


i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

Sophie Turner by Kristin Vicari.

Chris Pratt on the set of Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner